~*Am I a Local? - Sabahan*~

You are a true Sabahan when...

1) You drive at right lane of the road, with a speed of only 50 KM/H. If people horn behind you, you still don't know what's wrong. - I think I'm always faster than 50KM/H

2) You have the luxury of working from 8 AM to 5 PM (get off work punctually). - I don't work in Sabah... but yes, 8-5 :)

3) You don't believe that there is any "clean" politician in Sabah. - Not that I know a lot about Sabah politics... I have lost track...

4) You feel "obligated" to reach the top of Mount Kinabalu at least once in a lifetime. - YES YES! And I have done it!! Once and for all...

5) You prefer a big car than a big house (probably you can't drive a big house around to show off). -I thought big car protect you from crazy truck driver and bumps pn the roads with lots of holes...

6) You wear slipper and short wherever you go, even in city. - This is so true... well.. doesn't really matter I can walk into a high class restaurant with my flip-flop and short...

7) You still think that Labuan belongs to Sabah. - Ok, once belongs to Sabah, always part of Sabah...

8) You will not go to any FREE seminar / function that has no food or refreshment. - Have not been to any...

9) You don't care about service. You just want things cheap, cheap, cheap. - Not apply to me though...

10) You know where to get your candles and torch light quickly in the total darkness (due to training by frequent blackout). - LOL... If you are a Sabahan you shouldn't be scared of the dark...

11) You know what "aramaitiee" means... - No... I don't know...

12) You shout "referee bodoh" and at the same time throw mineral water bottles on the pitch during a football match at Likas Stadium.. -Never been to football match in KK...

13) Your Timorese maid ran away with her lover, taking your money or jewellery along.. - Hear this all the time...

14) You doubt someone's mykad wether it is real or fake.. - I can't even remember my IC # by heart...

15) Your favourite assemblyman whom you vote and supported all this while...gambled away and lost a whopping 60 million ringgit in a London casino.. - I thought he is from West Msia?!??! Who is he though...

16) You go inside a karaoke at 12 pm and realise that the place is still open at 5 am... - Hmmm... unsure...

17) You come across a supposedly local person but with a very foreign accent.. - HMM!!??

18) You cannot vote in an election because someone has voted on behalf of you... - Haven't have a chance to contribute...

19) You own a bakakuk - Own a WHAT?!